God, I hate that word. There is so much baggage associated with it and until recently I didn't even really apply it to myself. I've always just been "a woman." It is accurate, though, so I guess there is no avoiding it.

This is not a transsexual blog. It is the blog of a pretty run-of-the-mill woman with a quirky sense of humor. There will be some transsexual stuff weaved in, no doubt, because-- well, just because. Hopefully that will be a smallish part of it. If it's not well, then, sorry. It is what it is. I'm going to write about whatever fancies me at the moment.

I never even thought about having a blog but people keep telling me, "you need to write a blog." So-- ummm..., here it is!

If you would like to ask me a question you can either click HERE or you can email it to 'chelle at finallychelle.com'.

If you'd like to find out more about me please check out Essential Chelle to learn more than you'd probably care to know!



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Index

My Bio:  The Obligatory Bio

Humor:
I’d Like The Gas Please
It’s Not As Easy As It Looks
Preparation 50 
Mexiconians
Fast Cars and Interstates
The Inefficiency of Menstruation
Scared Straight By The Unfashionable Police
Winter Legs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 
Ha Ha! (Hmmm…)
Big Thinkers
A Cute Story
Just Because It Happened In 1772 Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Funny As Hell
Gift Suggestions for the Procrastinating Husband
Why Tattoos and Google Translate Go Well Together
My Name is Chelle and I’m a Blogaholic
Dittos: A Threnody
The Giblets of Our Lives
A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story

Creative Writing:
Winter White
Haikus for Bored Night Owls
Toes in the Ocean
For Baby Kabir
Sam I Am
For a Perfect Little Baby I Know

Cooking:
30 Minute Lasagna From Scratch- Seriously
Dear Annie
Granite Bliss
Duck, Duck, Foie Gras!
The Giblets of Our Lives
Get Your Mojo On!
Crock Potting 101 
Magic Bullet Blender
Aloo Posto (A Delicious Indian Dish)
My Mom’s World Famous Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

Special Moments:
Can I Please Have Some More Veggies?
Treasured Moments
I’ll See Your Mac ‘n Cheese and Raise You a Hamburger
Please Don’t Name The Crustaceans

Miscellaneous Musings:
The Inefficiency of Menstruation
The Gay Horndog
Peek-a-boo With Google Analytics
Jesus Christ
What’s in a Name?
FinallyChelle.com
Shoe Show Euphoria
Should I Be Insulted?
Requiem for a Great American

Hormone Hell (share these posts with your husbands, ladies):
Before You Sign Up for Something…
The Straight Poop on Hormones

My Life’s Journey (so far):
Celebrating Small Victories
Fast Cars and Interstates
Freaks and Pervs
My Friend Canceled On Me at the Last Minute

Quotes:
If you judge people…
If you can’t feed a hundred people…
When they name a road Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd…
I have the absolute worst luck…
Believe me, I get it…
With all good comes some bad…
I’m not particularly exotic…
During my service in the United States Congress…
Studies show…
This stuff…