Index
My Bio: The Obligatory Bio
Humor:
I’d Like The Gas Please
It’s Not As Easy As It Looks
Preparation 50
Mexiconians
Fast Cars and Interstates
The Inefficiency of Menstruation
Scared Straight By The Unfashionable Police
Winter Legs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Ha Ha! (Hmmm…)
Big Thinkers
A Cute Story
Just Because It Happened In 1772 Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Funny As Hell
Gift Suggestions for the Procrastinating Husband
Why Tattoos and Google Translate Go Well Together
My Name is Chelle and I’m a Blogaholic
Dittos: A Threnody
The Giblets of Our Lives
A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story
Creative Writing:
Winter White
Haikus for Bored Night Owls
Toes in the Ocean
For Baby Kabir
Sam I Am
For a Perfect Little Baby I Know
Cooking:
30 Minute Lasagna From Scratch- Seriously
Dear Annie
Granite Bliss
Duck, Duck, Foie Gras!
The Giblets of Our Lives
Get Your Mojo On!
Crock Potting 101
Magic Bullet Blender
Aloo Posto (A Delicious Indian Dish)
My Mom’s World Famous Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana
Special Moments:
Can I Please Have Some More Veggies?
Treasured Moments
I’ll See Your Mac ‘n Cheese and Raise You a Hamburger
Please Don’t Name The Crustaceans
Miscellaneous Musings:
The Inefficiency of Menstruation
The Gay Horndog
Peek-a-boo With Google Analytics
Jesus Christ
What’s in a Name?
FinallyChelle.com
Shoe Show Euphoria
Should I Be Insulted?
Requiem for a Great American
Hormone Hell (share these posts with your husbands, ladies):
Before You Sign Up for Something…
The Straight Poop on Hormones
My Life’s Journey (so far):
Celebrating Small Victories
Fast Cars and Interstates
Freaks and Pervs
My Friend Canceled On Me at the Last Minute
Quotes:
If you judge people…
If you can’t feed a hundred people…
When they name a road Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd…
I have the absolute worst luck…
Believe me, I get it…
With all good comes some bad…
I’m not particularly exotic…
During my service in the United States Congress…
Studies show…
This stuff…
God, I hate that word. There is so much baggage associated with it and until recently I didn't even really apply it to myself. I've always just been "a woman." It is accurate, though, so I guess there is no avoiding it. 