God, I hate that word. There is so much baggage associated with it and until recently I didn't even really apply it to myself. I've always just been "a woman." It is accurate, though, so I guess there is no avoiding it.

This is not a transsexual blog. It is the blog of a pretty run-of-the-mill woman with a quirky sense of humor. There will be some transsexual stuff weaved in, no doubt, because-- well, just because. Hopefully that will be a smallish part of it. If it's not well, then, sorry. It is what it is. I'm going to write about whatever fancies me at the moment.

I never even thought about having a blog but people keep telling me, "you need to write a blog." So-- ummm..., here it is!

If you would like to ask me a question you can either click HERE or you can email it to 'chelle at finallychelle.com'.

If you'd like to find out more about me please check out Essential Chelle to learn more than you'd probably care to know!



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Essential Chelle

So many of you have expressed kind words and a desire to “get to know me better.” (Thank you! I am so honored by that!)

My blog has grown so quickly that there is no way, at this point, for someone to just sit down and read through it all— so I’ve come up with a collection of posts that I believe “capture” me as a person. If you read through these posts I think it would be safe to say that you “know” me.

Please don’t skip one because the title doesn’t interest you— there must be something about the post that I think is important if I included it. (Thanks, in advance, for indulging me on this!)

The Short Course:
The Obligatory Bio
Before You Sign Up for Something…
Celebrating Small Victories
Fast Cars and Interstates
Freaks and Pervs
Mexiconians
Where God Is
Winter Legs
A Snapshot From My Childhood
Treasured Moments
My Thousandth Post
Please Don’t Name The Crustaceans
For a Perfect Little Baby I Know
I Feel Like An Undercover Spy
Gender Vocabulary 101
A Source Of Great Joy In My Life
My Thoughts On The Two Genders
Telling Annie
Men Smell Different Now
Saying Things We Don’t Mean
The Big Snip

You Oughta Be In Pictures:

Pictures From My Younger Years-






Current Pictures-


















Pre-dieting Pictures (the fat years)-








Humorous Pics-




Extra Credit:
I’ll See Your Mac ‘n Cheese and Raise You a Hamburger
For Baby Kabir
Granite Bliss
The Giblets of Our Lives
Crock Potting 101
Can I Please Have Some More Veggies?
The Gay Horndog
The Straight Poop on Hormones
My Friend Canceled On Me at the Last Minute
Toes in the Ocean
This Is Not Politically Correct (but it’s funny as hell!)
Sour Apple Dum-Dums
In My Ideal House
A Delicate Subject
Long Distance Movie Dates
Cooking With Saffron (humorous and you might learn something!)
Nostalgia Alert! She’s Turning 50!
The World Is Full Of Morons
Your Love Is Like Stinky Fish Sauce
Same Sex Marriage Legalized In Georgia
I Really Hate to Whine (humorous, I promise)