…because I think the top twelve guys singing the Bee Gees medley just made Robin Gibb cover his ears.
…complete with a plug for David Webb jewelry, made me vomit.
Then puke.
Then throw up.
Then blow chunks.
It was the most plastic proposal I’ve ever had the horror of witnessing.
-hastogoheavechelle
…so we’re postponing our trip to the drive-in until tomorrow.
Bummer.
-waitinganotherdaychelle
“Ummm…, Has Anyone Ever Told You That You Look Like Brent Spiner?”
-finallychelle, to a friend of ours
(BTW— no one had.)
Avengers it is!
-superherowannabechelle
Annie and I are going to the drive-in, tonight.
We’re going to open the tailgate and lay on the bed— propped up on our elbows.
We have our choice of “Dark Shadows,” “Avengers,” “Battleship.”
Please help us choose!
-mightbemakingoutatthedrivintonight!chelle
Current Status: Going SuperSonic
I just customized my Sonic Route 44 Diet Lime Ade.
It had to be done.
Annie and I drove all night, last night, in order to get home from the Grand Canyon in time to do our work, today.
We got home at 6am.
I’m so overtired that I just know that I won’t be able to get to sleep.
Fortunately we keep a bottle of vodka in the freezer for emergency liquor snacks, so I doctored up my lime ade as an insurance policy against my sworn mortal enemy— insomnia.
I have to admit that this is the best tasting medicine I’ve had in quite some time…
-onlyformedicinalpurposeschelle
Am I The Only One Who Pulls Over And Takes Pictures Like These?
Judge me, if you will, but I find events like these to be very exciting.
So imagine my disappointment when I went to go post this, awhile back, and the pic wasn’t there…!
Well, it’s mysteriously returned— so I’m posting it before it goes away again.
Don’t even try to tell me that events like these don’t make you giddy with excitement.
Don’t even!
-odometerwatcherchelle
For NZ$2/yr you can have your posts stay at the top of your friends’ newsfeeds.
The service would appeal to those who are even more narcissistic than the rest of us.
-pleasedontfeedtheanimalschelle
It’s A Feature That You’d Have To Opt Into
They’re testing the waters to see how their users will respond to paid premium features.
-skepticalchelle
A: Because THEY couldn’t figure out their privacy settings, either.
A little gallows humor on Wall Street as they lick their wounds after a disastrous IPO that caused investors to LOSE 11%, right out of the gate— rather than the more typical GAIN of 15%.
Investors are complaining that the company was way overvalued. Consequently, it’s expected that a great deal of pressure will be put on Facebook to generate additional earnings from their user base in order to help compensate for the initial losses.
Since some companies, like GM, are pulling back their Facebook advertising many are speculating that they might have to figure out how to get users to pay for some features.
One such market test is currently underway in New Zealand with a feature called “Highlight” that has a cost of two New Zealand dollars per year.
-notworriedaboutrichpeoplesproblemschelle
(Information sourced from today’s Wall Street Journal.)
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!” — Erick S. Gray, Author
Today is my best friend’s birthday!
I sure do wish I could be there to spend it with you.
I’ll be back in a few weeks and we’ll have a belated celebration for you.
I love you, grrl!
-missingherbestiechelle
This Is What The Grand Canyon Looked Like During The Eclipse
Considering that the sun was 94% obscured, I would have expected it to be darker.
The temperature sure dropped in a hurry, though, but then warmed right back up as the moon moved out of the way.
-gladshewasherechelle
This Is What All The Fuss Was About
I took this with my cell phone. Annie got much better pics with her tablet, though, so I’ll post those later.
It looks like a wedding ring, don’t you think?
-hearingweddingbellschelle